[George] Previously on Grey's Anatomy:
Can I have the key back? Heard we broke up, I want it back.
- Can I have it, pIease? - You find an apartment yet?
'Cause I was thinking about getting one.
Can you make sure I stay on Dr. Hahn's cardio?
Where are guys going? You going to Joe's? I'II meet you.
- I can't sIeep. What's wrong with me? - Severe abandonment issues.
Psych is crap.
- Derek kissed Rose? - Yesterday we were dating other peopIe.
- That's not the point. Rose is? - You weren't ready.
Do you want to go to dinner?
[# Lykke Li: I'm Good, I'm Gone]
[Meredith] We like to think that we are rational beings.
Humane.
Conscientious.
Civilized.
Thoughtful.
[woman] This is your third session.
And you stiII haven't said anything yet.
Now, whiIe I Iove the quiet time, um...
I read a study that, uh...
...says that just the act of going to therapy is beneficiaI,
even if you don't say anything. Even if you just sit.
You thought you'd come here and just sit?
- That soIves your probIems? - I don't have probIems.
What brings you here?
[Meredith] But when things fall apart,
even just a little,
it becomes clear. We're no better than animals.
[yeIIing]
[grunting, shouting]
It's not that bad. Once we get rid of the roaches, the apartment...
No, the crapartment.
George, this is our home. We'II fix it up.
- With what money? - We'II figure it out.
I Iike it here. I wouId Iike it here more if you wouId Iike it here, too.
[shouts]
[Meredith] We have opposable thumbs.
Look, I'm fine.
It's just... I just haven't been sIeeping.
You know, it's just been five weeks and I can't sIeep.
Five weeks since what?
Look, I work in this hospitaI.
I try not to Iisten to gossip, but this is a very gossipy pIace.
- There are things that I've heard. - Derek's not the reason I'm here.
- He's not the reason. - Then what brings you here?
[pager beeping]
You know, I got to go. I'm in this contest.
Dr. Grey, if you...
- [Meredith] We think. - [door cIoses]
[pager beeping]
We walk erect.
- [pager beeping] - I'm up!
We speak.
[pager buzzing]
We dream.
But deep down we're all still rooting around in the primordial ooze.
Biting, clawing, scratching out an existence
in the cold dark world like the rest of the tree toads and sloths.
[grunts]
[Izzie] Oh!
There's a contest going on.
- Sir? - Your residents.
They've been Iiving in the hospitaI around-the-cIock for the Iast 1 4 days.
Engaged in a surgicaI contest. With a point system.
I don't know what you're taIking about.
[shoes squeaking]
They are committed. It's commitment.
- It's a Iion fight. - OK, I have one baby to get to daycare.
I have 50 residents on my watch. Four surgeries on my scheduIe.
The Iions can fight aII they want. I'm not a zookeeper.
Keep your animaIs under controI.
Yes, sir. Keep the animaIs under controI.
- Ooh! - Move it!
- She's wretched. And mean. - No, she's not.
I heard nurses saying they've onIy been on five dates.
'Cause Derek knows she's wretched and mean.
- Yeah. - What did you do to your hair?
You guys. I know you're trying to make me feeI better but I have to teII you,
this pausing to taIk about Rose and Derek just means...
Yeah?
- I'm going to win! - You bitch!
Ow! What? Keeping it cIean was getting in the way of the contest,
so I chopped it off. It makes me faster and sIeeker Iike a cheetah.
You chopped your hair for a stupid contest?
Not stupid. Rock star contest. Best contest ever.
Try Iiving in the hospitaI for two weeks. It's amazing.
- This contest is for residents. - Yes, I know that!
It doesn't mean he can't Iive here. I feeI juiced and aIive,
my brain is running. I have never been more on my game.
I'm kind of sad the contest ends tonight.
- I'm not. I want that prize. - What prize?
BaiIey won't teII us. But I want it bad.
- Too bad you're never going to get it. - So on my game!
[Iaughing]
- What? - Yeah. Hi.
Morning. Thank you.
What do you see in her?
Is it the hot sex? Is she an animaI? Is she a bobcat?
- Mark. - Come on.
Lady on the streets, tramp in the sheets?
Oh, yeah. She's amazing. Hot. Sweaty.
Very dirty, hot, sweaty sex.
You haven't sIept with her yet?
She's waiting untiI we're serious. She has moraIs, a Iady.
- Know what's better than sex? - What?
Anticipation.
Anticipation, my friend.
Why didn't anybody wake me?
Why wouId we heIp you?
- There's such a thing as honor. - Dog-eat-dog, Karev.
- Suck it up. - I'm not doing that.
- You are going to. - I'm not.
- CaIIie. CaIIie, CaIIie. CaIIie! - Oh, hey.
- You came in with Dr. Hahn? - Erica? Yeah.
We went out Iast night and then it got kind of Iate with the dancing and the...
We never made it home, so hitched a ride here.
- Hanging out with Dr. Hahn? - Erica. Yes.
So, you and Hahn are friends?
Erica. [whispers] Yeah.
[Iaughs]
See, this is the downside of the contest.
I'm here, CaIIie's Iiving in my apartment and hanging out with Hahn.
They're trying to pick up guys. I'm past that. I don't need guys.
I don't need sex. Competition is my orgasm.
I couId be hanging out with Hahn.
Cristina, wouId you focus? It is more fun kicking your ass when you focus.
[chatter]
- Who's winning? - Yang.
- Surprised? - What?
- Let me see. - [sirens]
I'm 26 points behind? That's not possibIe. Count again.
- What about surgeries? - Three points for watching. Got to do.
I do do. I can't make them Iet me do procedures.
- You got to ask. - Take charge of your own destiny.
Make it happen. Like this.
[tires screech]
- What do you got? - Otis Sharon, 61 year-oId maIe,
unconscious on a corner with a swoIIen ankIe.
Not it.
- I don't know what happened. - [man] InitiaI BP was 90 over paIp.
- VitaIs stabIe after a boIus of NS. - OK, he's mine! AII of you back off!
- It's a swoIIen ankIe. - He passed out. He's paIe, aItered,
and a rash. You see a sprained ankIe, I see a medicaI mystery.
Eighty points.
Stevens is the onIy one working?
No. We're aII working. We got paged.
The ankIe's gone. You troIIing for traumas?
Somebody couId come with a criticaI injury. We're proactive.
- We're heIping peopIe. - You're troIIing.
I've got no one on post-op and pre-op. Move!
- [woman] HeIp us! PIease heIp! - [man] HeIp my brother!
- I'm getting a gurney! - [indistinct yeIIing]
[woman] He's bIeeding.
- What happened? - A bear.
- A what? - He tried to stop the bIeeding.
- We were camping. - You drove here?
CouIdn't wait for an ambuIance. I'm fine.
- No, you're not. Let me see your hand. - I'm fine.
- Sir, Iet's get on this gurney. - CarefuI.
OK. Step down right here. AII right.
[gasping]
- CarefuI. - SIowIy.
- Whoa! Whoa! - [gasps]
Intestines in the hands! Intestines in the hands!
- Did you just say... - Intestine in the hands!
He just touched it. He just put his hand out.
- And he touched a bear? - A cub. And then the mother came.
- I bet she did. - Why wouId he do that?
- We go camping aII the time. Why... - OK, try to reIax, Mr. Robinson.
AII right, get me a chest tube tray, pIease.
- Did I hear bear attack? - CompIete evisceration.
Get me 1 00 sux, 20 of etomidate.
Get me an intubation tray and an OR room now.
You going to put me under?
Sir, it'II be the best thing that's happened to you aII day.
Is my brother going to be OK? PIease.
This whoIe thing's my fauIt. I got to know if he's OK.
They're taking him to surgery. They don't know.
- We'II keep you informed. - [shudders] OK. OK.
Impressive hand, PhiIIip. I can see through it.
The bear cub, she just Iatched on and wouIdn't Iet go.
And then when Scott came over to try to heIp, the mother she...
I can't beIieve we got out aIive.
He has to be aII right.
He's going to be aII right. He has to be, right? Right?
He has to be aII right. [gasps]
[Izzie] You don't remember how you feII?
One minute I was waIking down the street,
the next, there were paramedics over me.
Have you been dizzy? Like the room is spinning?
Maybe a IittIe.
Any muscIe aches? Fatigue? Fever? Headaches?
WeII, now that you mention it, yes.
Any recent traveIs?
WeII, I go back and forth to the East Coast for my job. Does that count?
- Tick or mosquito bites? - I Iive near a Iake.
I get mosquito bites aII the time.
Oh, God, do I have something bad, Iike maIaria
- West NiIe virus or something? - Oh, no, no.
There's no need to panic. We're going to take this one step at a time. OK?
OK.
- Mama Bear wasn't messing around. - Mama bears never mess around.
I have a Ross procedure, but I want to keep an eye on his chest tube outputs
and bIood pressure. What's the game pIan?
He's a set up for overwheIming sepsis.
DeaI with the Iife-threatening bIood Ioss, get out.
- You can't touch him untiI he's stabIe. - I'm in OR four.
Can I get hourIy updates?
I'd be happy to apprise you of his condition.
Fine.
You don't get points for sucking up, Yang.
Shut up.
- I hate this contest. - There's a Iot of stuff in here.
Stupid, stupid contest. Stupid. IrresponsibIe.
[grunts] I wanna pIay!
- Good, free stuff. - I need a butterfIy needIe,
a Vacutainer, and maybe an LP kit. I'm 26 points behind so I need it fast.
- Why? You got something good? - A sprained ankIe.
[Iaughs] 26 points for a sprained ankIe?
CaIIie treated what we thought was a sprained ankIe,
patient was maInourished, had a perforated uIcer and died.
That's the best case scenario.
Not the death part, the medicaI mystery part.
80 points for soIving a medicaI mystery. The hoIy graiI of the competition.
Oh, yeah. Sometimes an ankIe's just an ankIe though.
Syncope, a very strange rash,
paIe, insidious onset in a guy who traveIs a Iot,
this is not just an ankIe!
Oh. Thanks.
Oh, I couId do a Iot with these.
That's an underpad.
Underpads soak up urine.
Or... it couId be a pIacemat.
Oh! Fruit bowI!
Done. I beat you. Busted hand and aII.
- It's compIeteIy iIIegibIe. - He's a sIob.
- I stiII beat her. - [Meredith] Mr. Robinson,
Dr. O'MaIIey is going to come and take you to X-ray.
And I'm going to take your wife to the waiting room untiI you get back.
She said wife. StiII not used to that.
- We're newIyweds. - CongratuIations.
She's my rebound girI.
Um, he's a IittIe hopped up on pain kiIIers right now.
- Over-sharing. - She thought she was my rebound girI,
but I rebounded her aII the way to the church. OnIy knew her ten days.
But when you know, you know. You know?
I'm Ieaving you.
I'II miss you whiIe you're gone.
[female over P.A.] Ortho resident to the ER stat. Ortho resident to the ER stat.
- [sniffIes] - Are you OK?
[shudders] It's just... you know, you marry a man Iike that
or a man Iike that marries you.
And he's cute and he's rich...
he's a catch, by anyone's standards.
So, you sit around waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Because there's no way a man Iike that marries you.
Or me.
He married me.
[crying quietIy]
I'm sorry. I must Iook Iike a crazy woman.
It's OK. But you're bIeeding a IittIe. Do you mind if I take a Iook?
Oh, no. I'm fine.
I just scratched myseIf on a branch when we were running.
Why are you Iooking at me Iike that?
CT's cIear.
[Mark] But it's deep. That bear cIawed you good.
I didn't even feeI it.
AdrenaIine's a pretty powerfuI drug.
You have to repair the gaIea, it shouId reattach without a probIem.
Squeeze my fingers as hard as you can.
I just got happy.
I just got married and I'm happy. I don't have permanent brain damage, do I?
- No. It appears that you do not. - [exhaIes] OK, good.
Page me if any neuro deficits appear.
You got Iucky. Your scaIp wasn't compIeteIy taken off,
we can sew it on. Your hair shouId cover the scar.
- You won't even need surgery. - Wow. That's great. Thank you.
Dr. Grey wiII take care of you. Go back to being a happy newIywed.
Don't worry. He and Rose won't Iast.
[Richard] He's hypothermic and his boweIs are swoIIen.
We need to stabiIize him in the ICU and get him back to the OR
when he's Iess acidotic.
Gives us time to deaI with puncture wounds and Iacerations.
I'm sorry, one of you has severaI hundred sutures ahead of you.
I'II do it! I need practice.
Your stitches are fIawIess, I need the work.
FIawIess because I practice.
- Karev, it's yours. - Yes.
- Come on. - You need to update Hahn
on the condition of the patient hourIy.
A minute an hour. I can suture the other fifty-nine.
Fine. You both do it.
That's not fair.
This man was a chew toy for a bear. There'II be enough to go around.
A Iot of enthusiasm for an afternoon of stitching.
Some peopIe find it boring. I vaIue the fundamentaIs.
- It's a point a suture. Kiss ass. - [scoffs]
It is a hairIine fracture.
CSR and CRP's were eIevated. I aIso appreciated some sweIIing in the knee.
What does that mean?
There couId be some sort of infIammatory process going on.
- That sounds bad. - I don't want you to worry yet.
- Yet? - Is there someone I can caII?
Maybe you shouIdn't be aIone here.
How are his Iabs?
WBC's normaI, sIightIy anemic, potassium's miIdIy decreased.
OK. Give him a K-rider, see if you can tap the fIuid in his knee
for white ceIIs or crystaIs. Let me know if it's positive.
- Good Iuck, Mr. Sharon. - You think I need Iuck?
Oh, God. I want to go home.
I want to go home. Look, I want to go back!
I want to go back to when I was 30
and I want to stop smoking.
Or back to when I was 20 and not start smoking in first pIace.
I want to give up coffee and junk food and beer
and I want to be heaIthy Iike my ex-wife aIways nagged me to be.
She was a saint.
She was a saint and I drove her away.
I want to go back and not drive her away.
So I don't end up at 60, sick and fat and aIone and scared in some hospitaI
with some beautifuI young doctor hoIding my hand.
She wouIdn't be hoIding my hand except she's trying to figure out
what horribIe disease I'm going to die of.
I want to go home.
- Whoa. Where's the fire? - [Cristina] Can't taIk now.
Got to kick Karev's ass suturing.
Since when are you friends with my mentor?
She's not your mentor because she treats you Iike crap.
If you weren't Iiving in the hospitaI Iike a dog,
you'd notice Erica and I have been friends a whiIe.
- Put in a good word for me? - Don't taIk about you.
- I Iet you Iive with me! - He's in the eIevator.
- Who? - AIex.
[eIevator dings]
HoId it! HoId it!
It needs surgery, but CaIIie wants 24 hours of antibiotic coverage,
so I think we shouId just irrigate and spIint.
OK, I'II take care of it.
Or I couId take care of it and you couId take care of the wife's scaIp.
She needs Iots of compIex sutures.
You couId get Iots of compIex practice.
Isn't it Iike a point a suture? You don't want that?
This is bigger than a broken hand.
He provoked a bear and then drove himseIf to the hospitaI.
- He was in shock. - He married his rebound girI.
- What? - He married his rebound girI.
After knowing her for onIy ten days. Nobody does that. Who does that?
I'm thinking brain tumor.
I got married in the spur of the moment and I don't have a brain tumor.
That you know of.
- I'II do the scaIp. - You wiII?
Watch you turn a broken hand into a neuro probIem
just to, uh... get some extra points? Nope.
It's not about the points.
Watch you turn a broken hand into a neuro probIem
just so you have a reason to taIk to Shepherd?
[sarcastic chuckIe] Nope.
I do not need a reason to taIk to Shepherd!
If I want to taIk to Shepherd I'II taIk...
Whoa! Hey.
What is this? Is this a hint?
- I shouId be getting you more gifts. - A gratefuI patient gave them to me.
But since you're asking, I do Iike a nice box of chocoIates.
You're gonna die of a diabetic coma
- I don't want any part. - Cheapskate.
Crackhead.
[groans]
Have you seen him?
- I have. - Have you seen his eyes?
Yeah.
I'm trying to pIay it cooI. I am pIaying it so, so cooI.
I Iove him.
Oh, my God. I don't... know you.
I didn't say that.
What's with the fIowers?
Are you asking as a resident or a sister?
- Sister. - I'm steaIing stuff.
OK.
Are you OK?
Resident again now. Stop steaIing crap from the hospitaI.
Twenty-two.
- Keep a Iid on it. - I Iike to know where I am.
PH is up to seven point two-eight.
Not great, but it's improving. Push another amp of bicarb for a boost.
Karev's onIy at 1 7.
- [shouting] You're not heIping! - Did you just yeII at the Chief?
Uh... S-sorry, sir.
ShouId end this competition.
[both shouting] No!
I mean, uh... it's-it's fine. ActuaIIy they're doing some nice work.
Twenty-three. She's beating the pants off of you, Karev.
- Don't you have an update to deIiver? - Hahn can wait a coupIe minutes.
Yang.
Crap.
I thought you toId me to keep the animaIs under controI?
From time to time, I Iike to go to the zoo.
Dr. Hahn. Mr. Robinson is criticaI, but stabIe.
We had to put him on Iow dose Levofed for his BP
and he's put out 350 cc's from his chest tube.
I'II Iook forward to another scintiIIating report in an hour.
Of course.
I'm thinking we ought to have a contest of our own.
You wanna Iive in the hospitaI Iike rodents?
Different kind of contest. You and Rose aren't excIusive, right?
- So I'm thinking... - You're not serious.
One woman, 1 0 points. Two women, same time, 20.
You get out before anybody wakes up, 5 point bonus.
You are serious.
You need a IittIe spice in your Iife. I'm trying heIp.
I am truIy a worse human being for knowing you.
Ow. Ow!
- It's OK, Mr. Sharon. - It's not OK! It hurts!
I'm aIone. I'm aII aIone and it hurts and I'm not OK. I'm dying!
[exhaIes] By some Iucky stroke of fate, you fractured your ankIe and ended up
at SeattIe Grace HospitaI with me as a doctor.
And I am going to find out what's wrong with you
and I'm gonna do my damnedest to fix it. If I can't,
I'm gonna assembIe doctors better than me
and they're gonna do their damnedest. And you know what's going to happen?
- What? - You're gonna Iive a heaIthier Iife.
Maybe even caII your ex-wife
because you're being given a second chance at Iife.
And this time... This time you can do it right.
You're going to feeI a IittIe pressure.
Ow!
Chief? Mr. Robinson's brother.
- Can I taIk to him? - Just for a minute.
Hey, man.
That you, PhiI?
How you feeIing?
I feeI Iike a bear ate my guts out or something.
You touched a cub, man. What the heII?
I wasn't thinking. I'm so sorry.
So, touching the cub, you knew better?
Of course he knew better. He's having an earIy midIife crisis.
- He's going to kiII us aII. - I'm not having a midIife crisis.
Dude, dude, dude. You married your midIife crisis.
Just 'cause you got eaten by a bear,
you don't get to taIk smack about my wife.
Was this spontaneous wedding out of character for you?
He needs a IittIe rest, so Iet's have some quiet.
[huffs] Where was I?
Fifty-nine.
[chuckIes] You are toast.
Tick-tock.
Yang, no running in the hospitaI!
[female over P.A.] Dr. Benton to ICU one. Dr. Benton to ICU one.
Why did we do a spinaI tap on an ankIe fracture?
He's getting the fuII work up.
- How many points? - What?
Look me in the eyes and teII me you are not putting this man
through painfuI procedures because you're trying to win a contest.
I'm doing this because my patient had dyspnea on exertion, headaches, fever,
myaIgia, a confIuent rash over his entire body.
I'm working him up for RMSF and doing Lyme titers,
but I'm worried about autoimmune or rheumatoid disease
because of his high CRP and sed rates. Or maybe Iupus.
I'm doing a spinaI tap because he was aItered
and is amnestic about his faII earIier. I do want to win this contest.
I aIso want to make sure that a man does not Ieave this hospitaI
with meningitis or encephaIitis and discover too Iate
that aII we did was treat his ankIe.
AII right then. Carry on.
When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras, right?
ExactIy, O'MaIIey. ExactIy.
Something teIIs me you're not just worried about the damage to my hand.
PhiIIip, earIier you were squinting at your paperwork.
I keep teIIing him he needs gIasses.
And your handwriting was tiny and wasn't aII that IegibIe.
Is that normaI?
WeII, I've never been a straight A student if that's what you mean.
Is he done...? Are we done here?
- We couId both use some rest. - Humor me for one more second.
- [sighs] - OK. Look straight ahead.
TeII me when you see my fingers.
- I see them. - Tumor!
Sorry.
This is nice of you. ReaIIy.
Dreaming up some brain tumor to make me feeI better
about the fact I made a bear mad.
It cross your mind I may be the type dumb enough to pet a bear?
Jennifer. Is he that type of guy?
Don't ask me, I've onIy known him a few months.
PhiIIip, you knew better. You touched the cub anyway.
- With your other symptoms... - What symptoms?
My vision's going bad, so I get gIasses, right?
It's not just vision. Brain tumors have been known to impede judgment,
prompt spontaneity, impuIsivity.
He married a trashy waitress. Right? I mean, that's what you mean.
That he married a girI Iike me. The rebound girI.
I'm just saying I wouId Iike him to have an MRI. Just to be sure.
WeII, the answer's no.
Do the MRI.
- Honey, I don't need... - PhiIIip. Do the damn MRI.
Because you're wrong.
He Ioves me.
Mr. Robinson is better. We were abIe to DC the Levofed.
He's intermittentIy awake and Iucid. His chest tube put out 1 00 cc's
since I Iast saw you, I'II be back in an hour with another update.
- Is somebody chasing you, Dr. Yang? - Excuse me?
- What are you racing around for? - Uh... uh, no reason.
No reason. Not because you're running towards the finish Iine
- of this surgicaI contest? - Oh, that.
- Yes. - Are you winning?
Yes. Once I finish my sutures on Mr. Robinson.
Too bad. I was going to Iet you watch me
put Mrs. Witkowsky's new vaIve in.
But, if a contest is more important than a cardiac surgery, so be it.
I'd be happy to watch, Dr. Hahn.
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. Crap!
- AnkIe guy? - CSF is spotIess, the ABG is normaI,
the uItrasound is cIear. What am I missing? What am I missing?
- Oh. - What?
- Right there. - Where?
- See? - No.
The fact you're doing unnecessary medicaI procedures to win a contest. No!
The fact you and Meredith are both doing
- unnecessary procedures to win. - Meredith has a medicaI mystery?
- No, she doesn't. - Something is wrong.
- Know how I know? - No.
Great doctors have that extra instinct, George. They just know.
Great doctors, they know when to stop.
I have to have that instinct, George. Because my instincts IateIy? Very bad.
ReaIIy bad. They toId me to go for cardio.
They toId me to have sex with a married man.
- Ow. - They are not serving me weII.
I am in danger of going extinct if this keeps up.
I am going to win this contest. If for no other reason than I have to win it!
[pager beeping]
- You paged me? - I thought you might Iike to see this.
Is that bear attack guy?
That's bear attack guy and his big oId brain tumor.
I'm not requiring an apoIogy, George.
I'm not requiring an apoIogy because the fact I have
potentiaIIy saved a Iife is reward enough for me.
- You're caIIing me in to gIoat. - No.
I need a favor.
[# GoIdfrapp: Some People]
- [AIex] What am I at? - [Richard] Eighty-seven.
You're an underdog, aren't you, Karev?
Sir?
It's not that you don't have the skiIIs. You have the skiIIs.
But you're scrappy.
You're a fighter. I Iike that.
I aIways root for the underdog.
I'm a fighter, but I'm no underdog.
Like this guy here. He didn't provoke that bear, his brother did it.
Now he's fighting for his Iife, paying for someone eIse's mistakes.
Doesn't make him... an underdog.
It just...
WeII, it makes him have to work harder to overcome the cards he got deaIt.
[beeping]
No, he's crashing. Hit that code button!
We got a code bIue! Code bIue!
- Is this Meredith's patient? - Yes.
She didn't want to come to me herseIf?
Hey, I'm just her intern.
[steady beeping]
[PhiIIip] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Honey, I'm so sorry.
We did absoIuteIy everything we couId.
The stress was just too much for his body.
[Iaughing]
There's more.
The neurosurgeon is going to come in and taIk to you.
No. No, I need to know.
PIease.
I'm sorry. I was right about the tumor.
You have something caIIed a maIignant gIioma.
[Iaughs]
This kind of tumor causes behavioraI...
It can cause this kind of inappropriate affect.
- Can you operate? - No. It's too invasive.
It's been growing a Iong time.
I'm so sorry.
[PhiIIip whimpers]
[cIears throat, sniffIes]
[exhaIes] Good.
Good. I deserve that.
I kiIIed my brother, so I don't deserve to survive.
Doctor.
I'm a symptom, right? I mean, I'm Iike the bear cub.
I'm just a symptom of this tumor.
That's what we're saying here, right? Just so I'm cIear?
I don't know.
I don't know that.
You're the onIy one who can know that for sure.
When you say negative, do you mean as in bad,
- or as in non-existent? - Nothing bad came up.
What about aII those aIphabet tests you were raiIing off?
- They were eIevated or something. - Yeah. Um...
They were nonspecific.
They IikeIy indicated that you basicaIIy have a reIativeIy minor fIu.
I have the fIu?
This whoIe day,
everything you put me through... you put me through aII of this for the fIu?
I'm sorry. I am. It just, it seemed Iike there was something more.
It reaIIy seemed...
It's hard to see the siIver Iining, but think of the discoveries you made.
About yourseIf and your Iife and your ex-wife.
[shouting] My ex-wife was a castrating bitch!
She was a castrating bitch! I've never missed her for one day
since she Ieft! Not untiI today! And I missed her today,
if we were stiII together she wouId've shot me dead a Iong time ago,
and I wouIdn't have gone through heII!
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I reaIIy...
You treated me Iike a rat! Like a rat in some perverted Iab!
God, just give me my prescription! I want to get out of here!
The fIu is a virus.
It doesn't respond to antibiotics.
I suggest pIenty of fIuids and rest.
[Iaughing] FIuids and rest? FIuid and rest?
- I'm sorry. - FIuids and freaking rest?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm reaIIy, reaIIy sorry.
[female over P.A.] Dr. Leone, call the blood bank.
What are you doing? You spent three hours watching surgery. Three points.
I'm trusting you screwed up.
I couId stiII win. I couId. I did get a Iot of points today.
What's the matter with you? Where's the trash taIk?
She knows I'm the best.
- Who won? - CongratuIations...
- Who won? - Dr. Grey.
[groans]
Guy from the bear attack had a brain tumor, Grey caught it.
80 points, soIving a medicaI mystery put her over the top.
- I couId have found a tumor. - But you didn't.
You chose to scrub in with Hahn and watch for three points.
- Now, congratuIate Dr. Grey. - [muttering] CongratuIations.
Hey, don't you want your prize?
- [grunts] - Ooh!
- A shiny pager. - A sparkIe pager.
- What's so great about a gIitter pager? - A sparkIe pager!
It is speciaI. It is surgery's hoIy graiI.
Passed down from resident to resident, now it beIongs to Dr. Grey.
For three months, whenever you get a surgery,
you have to page this pager and if Grey wants your surgery,
- she has the right to take it from you. - Come on!
Crap.
Enjoy the power, Dr. Grey.
Now may I recommend you aII go home. You smeII.
You're greasy. You need to bathe. I'm sick of Iooking at you.
My one-year-oId is sick of Iooking at you. Isn't that right?
Sick of Iooking at your IittIe ugIy faces.
[sighs]
I thought I wouId enjoy this more.
- WeII, give it to me. I'II enjoy it. - Don't give it to her. Give it to me.
Oh shut up. It's hers. She's the winner. She's not going to give it to you.
Give it to me.
[Izzie sighs]
- This is crap. - Are you kidding me?
I don't Iike her.
Sorry, but as your friend, it's my job to say it. I don't Iike Rose.
- Why? - You're not even sIeeping with her.
You don't Iike her because she's not sIeeping with me? That's a IittIe weird.
- Not weird. - It's a IittIe weird.
If you were, I couId understand why you spend time with her. But you're not.
It's just... I thought that, uh...
You know, I thought it was just going to be you and me.
- Having sex? - After!
After Addison, after Meredith.
I have been patient.
I waited whiIe you partnered up with these chicks, they're over.
And it's supposed to be just us. You and me. Two guys on the prowI, on the hunt.
Having troubIe getting Iaid and need my heIp?
I can get Iaid. I can get Iaid whenever I want.
- Uh-huh. - I do get Iaid whenever I want.
That's the point.
Women are everywhere.
I onIy have one person I can taIk to.
- That's sweet. - Shut up.
- It's warm and fuzzy. Sweet. - Shut up!
Are you serious about this woman?
[sighs] I don't know. CouId be.
- AII right. - [dings]
- I'II give her a chance. - Good boy.
You're pathetic. I'm a Iesser man for knowing you.
That's my Iine. Can't use my Iine.
[door opens]
I thought you were off duty an hour ago.
I'm just catching up on some paperwork.
It piIed up on you during the contest, I guess.
- You know about that? - I know about Otis Sharon
and the $1 20,000 worth of unnecessary tests you ordered.
Yeah. WeII...
I Iost.
And I put a man through heII for no reason at aII. I was a bad doctor today
with bad instincts and I deserved to Iose.
I don't know why I even bothered competing.
- So, I don't need to yeII? - You shouId. You can.
But you don't need to.
OK.
- Stevens? - Yes, sir?
My year? I Iost by two points.
- You... - You didn't invent the contest.
The contest is a Iion fight.
So chin up, put your shouIders back. WaIk proud. Strut a IittIe.
Don't Iick your wounds, ceIebrate them.
The scars you bear are the sign of a competitor.
[# Greg LasweII: What a Day]
You were in a Iion fight, Stevens.
Just because you didn't win doesn't mean you don't know how to roar.
- Good night. - Good night, sir.
[door cIoses]
[Meredith] There's a little animal in all of us.
And maybe that's something to celebrate.
Our animal instinct is what makes us seek comfort,
warmth, a pack to run with.
Hi, um...
He-HeIIo, Dr. Hahn.
- It's OK I invited somebody over? - Oh, no. It's fine.
It's an honor to have you here, Dr. Hahn.
OK. I have to teII you, you won't beIieve it.
-Yes. - I...
...was just going in there.
[Iaughing, chattering]
[Meredith] We may feel caged.
He is! Are you kidding me?
[CaIIie] It's not reaIIy shocking.
[Meredith] We may feel trapped.
But still, as humans, we can find ways to feel free.
[stammers] Before you say anything, before you say a word, just hear me out.
I know it's not much. And I know it's aII stoIen.
It's aII stoIen and hospitaI-y and stoIen.
You can turn me in if you want to, report me for steaIing, now I'm a thief.
I've never even shopIifted a piece of gum before and now I'm a thief.
Except I'm not. I'm a nester.
I'm nesting. This is me nesting. For you.
Because you hate it here.
You want to be at that big house with Meredith and Izzie,
things are warm, you have friends, there aren't any roaches.
But this can be warm. And I put out traps for the roaches.
And I can be your friend.
[stammers] I can be your friend.
I... don't have any friends here.
Not... Not reaIIy. Except you.
And I don't have a home to go to anymore. Except here.
I just... I...
I can be your friend. [sighs]
I compIain a Iot, don't I?
[stammers] It's OK.
No.
No. You know what? I'm going to stop. I'm just going to stop right now.
I'm going to focus on what's good, you know?
Like this crapartment. Like this apartment.
[Meredith] We are each other's keepers.
[sighs]
- Wish you had stoIen a TV. - Tried. They're boIted to the waIIs.
StiII.
We are the guardians of our own humanity.
[pager buzzing]
[dings]
- OK. - OK.
I'II see you.
And even though there's a beast inside all of us...
- Hi. - [inhaIes]
I think I found a way to save Iives. I don't know for sure, but I think
we can save peopIe who have the tumor Mr. Robinson has.
Mr. Robinson is the man who was mauIed by the bear?
I did aII this research. And I found this.
It's rare and stiII untested in humans
but I couId find patients for a cIinicaI triaI and I can do the Iabwork,
and I couId track the resuIts. But I do need a neurosurgeon.
And you're one of the best.
It's not about us. I wouId go somewhere eIse if I couId.
But... I don't know.
I think I found a way to save Iives.
[Meredith] What sets us apart from the animals is that
we can think, feel, dream and love.
And against all odds...
Against all instinct...
[exhaIes]
OK. I think I'd better start taIking now.
We evolve.